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Meeting Bingo Game

This one is a hilarious piece I found on the Web. If you really like it, você tem que saber — am I still doing too much techie stuff and too little management?

Ever been in a mind-numbing meeting with some MBA-type spewing forth a sequence of buzzwords he read on the back of a Business Careers for Dummies book? Print this out and when you get 7 horizontal, vertical or diagonal, shout BINGO!

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Synergy Offline Strategic Fit Interface Gap Analysis Best Practice A linha inferior,,en,Negócio principal,,en,Daqui para frente,,en,Touch Base,,en,Revisitar,,en,Plano de jogo,,en,Curva de aprendizado,,en,Reverter com urgência,,en,Fora do laço,,en,Superar as expectativas,,en,Referência,,en,A grande imagem,,en,Valor adicionado,,en,Movers and Shakers,,en,Estádio,,en,Proativo,,en,não reativo,,en,Situação ganha-ganha,,en,Pense Fora da Caixa,,en,Faixa rápida,,en,Orientado a Resultados,,en,Fortalecimento,,en,Definir e assinar,,en,Liderado por parceiros,,en,Caso de negócios,,en,Mudar a gestão,,en,No fim do dia,,en,Feedback local,,en,Carrapatos nas caixas,,en,Mentalidade,,en,Efeito Knock-On,,en,Coloque isso na cama,,en,Focado no Cliente,,en,Qualidade orientada,,en,Mover as postagens da meta,,en,Melhoria de processos,,en,Largura de banda,,en,Facilitar,,en,Base de Conhecimento,,en,Downsize,,en,Ciência de foguetes,,en,Conjunto de habilidades,,en,Focado no cliente,,en,Construir,,en,Essa piada foi encontrada no,,en,página no mundo de Mike,,en,Bingo,,en,mudar a gestão,,en,negócio principal,,en,mba,,en,mentalidade,,en,melhoria de processos,,en,Ciência de foguetes,,en,sinergia,,en,Arquivos de gestão,,en
Core Business Going Forward Touch Base Revisit Game Plan Learning Curve Revert Urgently
Out of the Loop Go the Extra Mile Benchmark The Big Picture Value Added Movers and Shakers Ballpark
Proactive, not Reactive Win-Win Situation Think Outside the Box Fast Track Results Driven Empowerment Define and Sign Off
Partner Led Business Case Change Management At the End of the Day Local Feedback Ticks in the Boxes Mindset
Knock-On Effect Put this to Bed Client-Focused Quality Driven Move the Goal Posts Process Improvement Bandwidth
Facilitate Knowledge Base Downsize Rocket Science Skill Set Customer Focused Ramp Up

(This joke was found at the Email Flotsam page at Mike’s World)