This one is a hilarious piece I found on the Web. If you really like it, Eğer merak var — am I still doing too much techie stuff and too little management?
Ever been in a mind-numbing meeting with some MBA-type spewing forth a sequence of buzzwords he read on the back of a Business Careers for Dummies book? Print this out and when you get 7 horizontal, vertical or diagonal, shout BINGO!
|Synergy||Offline||Strategic Fit||Interface||Gap Analysis||Best Practice||The Bottom Line|
|Core Business||Going Forward||Touch Base||Revisit||Game Plan||Learning Curve||Revert Urgently|
|Out of the Loop||Go the Extra Mile||Benchmark||The Big Picture||Value Added||Movers and Shakers||Ballpark|
|Proactive, not Reactive||Win-Win Situation||Think Outside the Box||Fast Track||Results Driven||Empowerment||Define and Sign Off|
|Partner Led||Business Case||Change Management||At the End of the Day||Local Feedback||Ticks in the Boxes||Mindset|
|Knock-On Effect||Put this to Bed||Client-Focused||Quality Driven||Move the Goal Posts||Process Improvement||Bandwidth|
|Facilitate||Knowledge Base||Downsize||Rocket Science||Skill Set||Customer Focused||Ramp Up|
(This joke was found at the E-posta Flotsam page at Mike’s World)