Unreal Blog » big picture http://www.thulasidas.com Perception and Physics. Science and Spirituality. Life and Work. Money and Quantitative Finance. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:41:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Meeting Bingo Game http://www.thulasidas.com/2008-09/meeting-bingo-game.htm http://www.thulasidas.com/2008-09/meeting-bingo-game.htm#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:28:57 +0000 Manoj http://www.thulasidas.com/?p=466 This one is a hilarious piece I found on the Web. If you really like it, you have to wonder — am I still doing too much techie stuff and too little management?

Ever been in a mind-numbing meeting with some MBA-type spewing forth a sequence of buzzwords he read on the back of a Business Careers for Dummies book? Print this out and when you get 7 horizontal, vertical or diagonal, shout BINGO!

 

Synergy Offline Strategic Fit Interface Gap Analysis Best Practice The Bottom Line
Core Business Going Forward Touch Base Revisit Game Plan Learning Curve Revert Urgently
Out of the Loop Go the Extra Mile Benchmark The Big Picture Value Added Movers and Shakers Ballpark
Proactive, not Reactive Win-Win Situation Think Outside the Box Fast Track Results Driven Empowerment Define and Sign Off
Partner Led Business Case Change Management At the End of the Day Local Feedback Ticks in the Boxes Mindset
Knock-On Effect Put this to Bed Client-Focused Quality Driven Move the Goal Posts Process Improvement Bandwidth
Facilitate Knowledge Base Downsize Rocket Science Skill Set Customer Focused Ramp Up

(This joke was found at the Email Flotsam page at Mike’s World)

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