Como agir Jovem

Todo mundo quer ser jovem para sempre. Claro, ninguém vai ser ter sucesso nessa busca. Você vai ficar velho. A próxima melhor coisa que você pode esperar é ter uma aparência jovem. Se você tem dinheiro suficiente, truques como facelifts, BOTOX, abdominoplastia, implantes de cabelo etc podem ajudar a. Aqueles com um orçamento terá que se contentar com manobras dilatórias como tinturas de cabelo e academias em sua batalha contra os estragos do tempo. Esta não é muito ruim; Eu estou nessa categoria e eu acho que eu consegui afastar cerca de cinco anos.

What do you do when all your efforts fail? Bem, then you have to cheat, claro. Aqui está como. You have to act young. The devil is in the details, entende. Bem, may be you don’t see too well, which is one of the problems of old age. In order to get the aging muscles in your corneas to squeeze down on your hardening lenses, you squint, and then you hold the piece of paper you are trying to read farther and farther away. E finalmente, the day comes when your hand is just not long enough, and you go and get your reading glasses. Agora, when you see a youngish-looking fellow holding his smart phone at arm’s length, you know that appearances can be deceptive.

Here is my advice — when that young friend of yours hands over his or her hand phone with their vacation photos, hold the phone at the normal, optimal distance of about a foot from your eyes and make appropriate noises like “Wow!” “That’s amazing!” etc. Just remember to keep your comments non-committal — “Wow!” almost always works. Claro, you won’t be able to see anything, but what are you missing, realmente? If you do want to see the pictures of people jumping off cliffs and stuff, ask them to email them to you. In the privacy of your home, you can don your microscopes (reading glasses, I mean to say) and take a good look.

This trick may not always work, when they show you a text message, por exemplo, for you to read and enjoy. (I actually wanted to writeperuse and be enthralledfor comic effect, but then I remembered that people have accused me being pretentious.) The trick in such a situation is to do a double-bluffsay something like, “Could you read it for me? These old eyes are not what they used to be.And then give a wink or a sly smile to indicate that you are only kidding. A propósito, this trick also works in a corporate setting when your job involves, bem, nothing. I had a colleague at the bank. At director-level on the more lucrative side of banking, I knew that he commanded a handsome compensation package. So I asked him over lunch one day what exactly he did. Ele disse, “Nada, absolutely nothing!” I said, “Não, seriously.He insisted, “Sério, nothing!” You know what? I actually believe him. Mas, então,, he was recently promoted to be the managing director of nothingness with a generous hike, I heard. Another buddy of mine, CEO of a start-up, when asked the same question about his daily activities at work, replied, “Você sabe, sweeping, cleaning..!” I don’t know what to believe. But I do believe thisone of the most effective ways of lying is to stick to the outrageous truth with a twist.

Back to our theme, blurry vision is only one of the nasty features of us attaining wisdom. Another one is joint aches and a general lack of springiness in our movements, especially after a hard session of tennis or badminton. Bem, my advice is to either learn to smile through the pain and simulate springiness. Ou, exaggerate and simulate a sprain or something, which is usually a young affliction. (Broken hips and knee problems are old afflictions though.)

One thing to keep in mind, no entanto, is that this obsession with aging and how to fight it is a sure sign of aging. So this blog post is probably not helping my quest for eternal youth. Com isso, I shall forever hold my peace on this subject.